"I’ve been dancing for three days, that’s why I’m lying down."
Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
This video is titled “SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”
I cannot unsee this.
LAUGHING TOO HARD
CONFIRMED sightings of the Doctor:
1912- Southhampton, England
1963- Dallas, Texas
"You know, the three of us have been living on the edge way too long. When we’re not running from the police, we’re fending off some costumed whack-job. Gotham is worse than ever. That gives us a choice — we can get out, or band together.” - Catwoman
i still think ellen would’ve adopted castiel if everything had gone well…
“CAS, YOU CHANGE YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD”
“god has never required a change of clothes for any angel’s vessel.”
“DON’T MAKE ME GO AFTER YOU WITH THE WATERHOSE AGAIN.”